Hey guys! I haven’t talked about reality TV in a while. Well, it’s my favorite time of the year and I want to share my Christmas tree with you all. It’s not my tree but it’s my parent’s tree. My sister and I decorated it last night. Oh! And I collect nutcrackers! I’ve gotten one for every year I was born. This year I’ll get my 23rd nutcracker!
Well, first off I’ll say Happy Birthday to me! I am now 23 years old and I thank God for allowing me to see another year of my life and I’m looking forward for the years to come.
So…Hoarders premiered its second season on the best day ever! Sadly, the episode was one of the most disturbing I’ve seen in a while. I thought the cat lady was bad but this was even more horrific and I can’t believe I just said/typed that. Augustine lives in Washington state with her 28 year old son. Augustine and her daughter’s relationship is nonexistent. She said her mom regretted having her and made her pay for it deep down inside. There are some deeper issues here but the lady was downright disgusting. At the end of the program, 8,000 lb of garbage had been removed from her home.
Here are the photos from Augustine’s house. http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/photos/
Today is December 1, 2009. AIDS Awareness Day. Do you know your status? You should. Get Real. Get Tested!!
I hope you all had a very fulfilling Turkey Day! I know I did! I’ve shopped since 1 a.m. Friday morning. We got a steal at Toys R Us!! We were there from 2 a.m.-5 a.m. and my sister came out with a whole cart-full of toys for less than $120. After that we hit up Wal-Mart and got the Nintendo DS for $98. I got a pink one and a blue one for my little nephew. Now what I’m going to do with that thing, I don’t know but the Brain Age game looks really fun. Hopefully they have games a 23-year-old can enjoy. LOL
Today was another shopping day, but for my birthday. Happy Birthday to me on Monday November 30. I’ll be 23 years old. My sisters took me jewelry and shoe shopping. Praise God for them! I am so blessed and so thankful! After shopping we went out to eat because we were tired of leftovers already!
So, what do yall think about Tiger Woods and his wife? Oh my goodness! The tabloids are saying that he’s been having an affair with Rachel Uchitel and his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, went “ghetto” on him because of it. Uchitel was denying the claims but the source said Tiger had to go get a “Kobe Gift” for Elin. You do know what that is right? About the cost of five houses on one finger. She beat him like a mad woman. I wonder what’s going to happen next?? Until then, I’ll keep myself entertained by watching the #TigerWoodsWife trend on Twitter.
I am thankful for a lot. I don’t have a permanent job but I know it’s coming because I know who my source is. I am thankful for my life because it is grand and I wouldn’t want any one else’s. I am thankful because I have a relationship with God that no one can come between. I am thankful for my family and all of their support. I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for them. I am thankful for the education I’ve received and the degrees I have at this age. I am thankful. I am thankful. I am thankful. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving you all!
Janet starts the night off wonderfully in my honest opinion. She danced and ended with “Together Again” a song about one of her friends who passed from AIDS but the lyrics were so appropriate for Michael. RIP King of Pop, your sister made you proud tonight.
Ms. Jackson at the 2009 AMA's Picture Courtesy of rnbblog.com
If you don’t know by now, know that I’m a Lady GaGa fan. I love her and I believe she was great tonight! Some people on Twitter complain about her but how boring would this world be if everyone performed like each other? Don’t compare her to Rihanna. That’s disrespectful; live with the fact that Beyonce does her thing as does Rihanna, Brandy and any other artist out there. Variety isn’t bad people.
Lady GaGa
Shakira! Shakira! (In my best Wyclef voice) I thought her performance was interesting. The stepshow in the beginning threw me off for a little but it was cool. What HBCU did she go to for those moves? Very cool.
Rihanna…*sigh* I like her, I do but she’s really turned to the dark side! I’m worried about the girl. The songs I’ve heard from the album are all dark and dreary. If it works for her then hey, I can’t complain. Her album drops this Tuesday November 24, 2009.
Rihanna on the red carpet Photo Courtesy of David Gabber
Whitney. “I was not built to break” No, you weren’t and you didn’t! I love you for that and you will always be one of my favorite singer’s J Great job tonight, GREAT job!! Whitney and Mary J Blige were my favorites!
And then there was JLo. She’s making a comeback this year with her new single, “Louboutins” I believe some little hoodrats will 1.) Start singing this song and have no clue what they are OR 2.) People will think she’s saying Louis Vuitton. FTL ….And did anyone see that fall? Yeah, they edited it out of the west coast version but east coast saw it cool and clear
Jennifer Lopez performs "Louboutins" her new single. Photo Courtesy of Associated Press
The fuckery of the night in my book, Taylor Swift winning what 5 awards? When will the sympathy votes end? Kayne is somewhere punching the daylights out of a punching bag. He boosted her career. Yes, I know she was doing well before the Kanye outburst, but seriously, “The Kanye Effect” has benefited her more than anything. Tonight on Twitter I stated that she could sneeze in a movie and win an Oscar. Seriously, I believe it and if these sympathy votes keep going on, it will happen! And how did this little girl beat MJ for entertainer of the year? She didn’t sell more records than the King of Pop. UGH! Where is Kanye when you need him?!
I’m definitely not a fan of dry wine. Thursday’s are usually the best. I look forward to them, but tonight has been really dry and I haven’t enjoyed any of my usual shows. Well, here’s the break down.
America’s Next Top Model
Nov. 18, 2009 ANTM – Well, I stopped watching halfway through the season because I don’t think I can take it anymore. Everything is the same and there’s no intensity. I was rooting for Laura, but Nicole won. So, congratulations to the both of you.
Nicole wins America's Next Top Model/Photo Courtesy of the LA Times
Survivor
Survivor- Well well well, guess who found the immunity idol that was hidden under a rock? Yes, Mr. I-Secretly-Work-For-CBS himself, Russell. I. Knew. It. Laura has gone by by and the sneaky little Shambo and her little sidekick Russell are clicking their boots together right now. It seems as if the original Galu tribe is getting dumber and dumber. Unfortunately. Do I have a favorite player? No, but it would be wise to side with Russell these days.
Real Housewives of Orange County
Overall this episode was really dry. It was Jeana’s last episode and we were introduced to Alexis and her 18 carat ring. What?! Yes. Tamra was the usual bitch and admitted to being jealous of Alexis. Already? Yes, bring on the drama. I’m not sure what Alexis’s husband does but they’re very wealthy and I’m sure they’re not downsizing like the other housewives. Gretchen and Slade are fire every where they turn. I really hope things work out for them. He’s even reversing his vasectomy so they can have babies! They can do that??? I can’t imagine. Next week’s episode will be more interesting, I hope.
This video has been causing a major uproar. According to the American Family Association, the Gap fails to say “Christmas” in the song. What? Are you all not listening. Christmas is the first holiday they mention in the cheer.
This angers me, people are boycotting and protesting the Gap because of this. Okay, if you don’t celebrate Christmas, that’s fine with me BUT at least give them credit for recognizing other holiday’s that are celebrated this time of the year. Atheists and others are mad because their holiday isn’t mention…OK, what do you celebrate if you don’t believe in anything? Moving on…
Anyway, enjoy the Holiday’s, whichever one you celebrate
I know this is off from my usual reality TV rants but it’s okay, this is my blog and I can do whatever I want. Enjoy the video below!!
Russell has to be THE SMARTEST/DUMBEST fool to ever play Survivor. He’s playing the hell out of EVERYONE! Then the other side of me says he works for CBS and he’s getting the inside scoop. This guy keeps finding the immunity idols and if everyone else was smart instead of sitting around looking pretty, they would find it. And the bad thing is, Russell would have been GONE this round. As the winners of the challenge slid down slides and ate cake, he had found it before they even read the clue. He ALWAYS finds the idol before the person has the clue. So next week everyone is after him and they are trying to find the last idol and do you know what I say about that? SIT DOWN BITCHES IT’S TOO F’IN LATE!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so over this show, so over it. Russell WILL win the million because everyone else is just STUPID.
Photo Courtesy of CBS
Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOOC)
So we start of the show with Gretchen having a spray tan party. That’s cool but we could have gone without seeing Slade with the Sock C*ck. They didn’t blurr it out or anything; how rude.
Lynne…well, I just shake my head at her. I’m 22 years old, without kids and I guarantee you I could raise some better than her. Who lets their 17-year-old get plastic surgery?! She stated that her daughter has low self-esteem and she needs the plastic surgery to gain it back. Really Lynne? You’re probably one of those parents who never told your daughter how pretty, smart and special she really is because you were too busy A) Spending your husband’s money or B) Being your daughter’s BFF. No, it doesn’t work like that. The only one who has sense in that family is the 15-year-old. Yes, I believe she cried because her sister was getting a lot of attention BUT I do believe she was sincere when she told Lynn she didn’t want them to change and that they were being too materialistic. Lynne, you’re about as smart as the players on Survivor. :-/
And Mrs. Alexis, she’ll be a new person that Tamara ends up “hating” on. Lady, get a job and get out of everyone else’s business. This is why you’re “headed to divorce” as you said in the season premiere.
Photo Courtesy of bravotv.com
November 15, 2009
Amazing Race
I’m tired of everyone hating on the Globetrotters. They are the only team that’s helped every team at some point in this race. Sam and Dave, you are a bunch of bitches if you ask me. That run to the finish line was dirty, and not because you were prancing around in dirt in your tighty whities, but because you are dirt. And in the preview for next week they steal Ericka and Brian’s taxi. Of course, I would not expect anything else out of them. I hope Karma comes back around for them during the race. We all know it does, and it will.
November 5, 2009 Tonight it was all about RHOA and RHOOC (Real Housewives of Orange County) Yes, the originals are back! Of course it’s Thursday and that means a night full of foolishness, but before that comes Survivor Samoa. The two groups merged tonight and I guess the saying is true, two heads are better than one. When they came together as Aiga (meaning extended family in Samoan) they blindsided Russell and he used the immunity idol for what? Absolutely nothing! Great job. He’s stumped on his next move and honestly, like .0009% of me will hate to see him go because he is the entertainment of the show. He’s outsmarting, outwitting and outlasting all of the other players.
RHOA Reunion Part 2, well what do I say? Andy drilled Kim with the questions about Big Poppa and I loved it! There wasn’t a lot of drama this time and I’m quite disappointed. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Kim getting flipped over a couch by Lisa and those arms? Or Sheree’. *shrugs* Kim, Kim, Kim, what do I say about your singing? It made my stomach turn and I covered my eyes because I was embarrassed for you. Not only was the singing horrific, but the dancing was…well, let’s just say I would have rather listened to her brag about how Big Poppa spoils her all night. But keep in mind, she’s not a hooker because he spends six nights at her house and gives her money to shop with and hookers just don’t do those kinds of things!
Kandi was emotional last week about AJ and I felt sad for her but she is a very strong willed woman and she seems to be doing fine. Follow her on Twitter; she’s one of my favorite celebrity Twitters. @KandiConnection. Tonight, her singing was a little off but I still would rather her sing than speak. As Kim bragged about being a one hit wonder, I could almost see the bubble coming from Kandi’s head with the dollar signs in it. I’m not mad at you honey.
Kim performs "Tardy for the Party" photo courtesy of bravotv.com
NeNe…LaNethia as Andy called her tonight. (What?) I’m proud that she kept her composure during the reunion but I am upset that the “hood” and “ghetto” sides did not come out tonight. Get over your dad; put your son back in school and keep doing your thing with your “mem-raws” and you’ll be fine. You are the most entertaining on the show, but don’t get too “uppity Negro” on us.” Thanks.
The Originals are BACK!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOOC) opened the doors to their $10 million dollar mansions to us once again!
Vicki starts the show off very dramatic (like we would expect any less from Vicki) by skydiving! It looks like crazy fun and I can’t wait to go next summer.
Lynne is still a little weird to me and her daughter Alexa is in for it. She’s a little hot mama who is fast in the pants and can finally multiply 10 x 2 at the age of 16. Wow.
Tamra is still the little rat bitch who keeps running her mouth about everything and everyone. Her and the hubby are on the verge of a divorce. Hmmm. What happened to all of the hot sex and wild nights from last season?
Then there’s Jeana or whatever her name is. I feel sorry for her, seems like she’s fading in the limelight because she isn’t as rich as she used to be. She had an unfortunate situation but I can’t feel sorry for someone who stayed with their verbally abusive husband for the money. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
And then there was Gretchen. She’s so fun! I loved her shrine of Jeff but I don’t like her and Slade together. He just rubs me the wrong way! UGH! **Best part of tonight? RHOOC sitting at the dinner table and Gretchen telling Tamra, “No, this is me telling you to Shut the FCUK up!” – Classic!!